Apropos of Christmas, I guess, I'm thinking of the Naz. Did you know that that's what they called Jesus in the all-jive translation of the Bible?
This is also what my stepfather used to call my father. The Naz.
Nobody calls me that, not even after they consider my God-given ass. Some people call me the Czar or the Zar.
Now I wish I had a copy of the all-jive Bible. I have only ever heard of it.