oh god. why?!Try as I may, I can't accept twitter. And this worries me. This makes me feel like I'm an old fogey and twitter is "rock music."I don't want to be an old fogey. But I can't accept twitter.(Maybe if I had some sort of smartphone... then I could update twitter from whatever toilet I was sitting on.... and always be up-to-the-minute about what every single one of my twittering friends saw a barista do........ yeah, MAYBE then I could accept twitter.)
Why did I KNOW that you'd be the one to make a big deal out of this even when told not to? My conjecture: misanthropes do not like Twitter. Brilliant, right?I think it, like all powerful things, can be used for good just slightly less easily than for evil.
THIS IS SUCH A BIG DEAL.
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