The Scottish Terrier won the Terrier Group at this year's Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show tonight. Here's a picture of the dog in question.
I learned a while ago that Scottie images are the most frequently collected of all the dog breeds -- figurines, salt and pepper shakers, iron-ons, etc. with a Scottie theme are more likely than other dog images to increase in value. This is because Scotties are collected by three distinct types of people, all with considerable clout: people who own Scotties, people of Scottish descent, and... waaait for it... people named Scott. It's true.
Why is that funny to me? It is, anyway.