Sunday, February 1, 2015

Things that are Probably Bad Feng Shui, I Would Guess


Sleeping with socks on or anything covering your feet
Keeping the toilet open
Letting pets lie on the furniture
Having a picture of a skull anywhere
Eating in the bedroom
Eating prepared food from plastic containers
Letting the sheet get twisted when you go to bed
Having partly-broken Venetian blinds
Having neon lights that flicker too much
Letting a raccoon come inside
Leaving a mug out with lukewarm coffee in it
Having chairs face away from each other

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